Best Movie: Citizens On Patrol
Worst Movie: City Under Siege
Most Heinous and Misanthropic: Mission to Moscow
Movie For "The Fans": Back in Training
Best Character Who Made it Through the Whole Series: Lassard
Best Short-Term Character: Zed
Worst Character: Not-Mahoney (honorable mention: Sweet Chuck)
Worst Love Interest: Whoever the fuck was in part 3
Best Love Interest: Kim Cattrall (only on a technicality, since they are all bad)
Most Inexplicable Scene: 4's Skateboard Montage! (honorable mention: 7's flipping Russians)
Best Cameo: Tony Hawk in 4!
Best Running Joke: Bobcat Goildthwait acts like he's in a different movie than everyone else.
Worst Running Joke: Hooks gets mad.
Character Who Should Have Been in More of the Movies: None (honorable mention: nudity/tits)
Character Who Should Have Been in Fewer: Mauser. 2 was too many.
Most Unwelcome Return: Clumsy Guy
Most Welcome Return: Bad guy with Vassar shirt
Ninja Award: Citizens On Patrol (it had ninjas!)
and finally...
Award For Being Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach: Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol
Goodnight folks!
4 comments:
I loved these posts, but somehow, they've inspired me to consider a Police Academy marathon of my own. Maybe I should really read them all again.
... READ them all again?
I think he meant read all your posts again, to make sure he really wants to do it.
I support that. It's not an endeavor to be taken lightly. As someone who only completed like...6 of the 8 rounds of P.A. marathoning, I can tell you, you'll want to give it careful consideration.
Oh, haha, now I get it. Don't know why I found that so confusing.
Yeah, I would advise not to make this decision lightly. If you do go for the marathon, I highly recommend stocking up on your vices, whatever they may be, and to make sure you're in good company. Attempting this alone or with the wrong crowd would be dire.
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